January 2012
143 posts
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weedsonkeys replied to your post: weedsonkeys replied to your post: weedsonkeys…
I was gonna make a gay joke. I’ll refrain though. Eh, pizza is fine.
You are a gay joke. Just come over. And pizza is fine, because I said it is. If you want something fancy, you can make it. I made dinner once and it was amazing. The best ham of your life, admit it. Get on AIM so I can harass you before you...
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weedsonkeys replied to your post: weedsonkeys replied to your photo: And, it’s…
Wow. I didn’t know you could do that and make something look so… Nice.
Actually, Brendon. There’s a lot I can do. Did you know I can juggle? I can’t. But that sounded impressive for a moment. I’m ordering pizza for dinner, though. Sorry, no Christmas Eve repeat. I feel like crap and I want...
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weedsonkeys replied to your photo: And, it’s finished. Ready when you are, Brendon….
You’re lying. You did not make this, dude. You couldn’t have.
UH? Yes I did. I fucking made it and frosted it and wrote on it and stuck shit in it. I made this cake for us!
December 2011
291 posts
suarezandcats-deactivated201201 asked: You're so angry, man.
suarezandcats-deactivated201201 asked: How mad would you be if I kissed Brendon on the mouth?
ooey-zooey:
suarezandcats replied to your photo: Well, you know!? I don’t know!
get your face out of here
Sorry! Done!
Shut up, Suarez.
ooey-zooey:
thesuperbowlhero:
I can’t find my glasses. I’m Thomas J.
Not Thomas J!!
ooey-zooey:
thesuperbowlhero:
You foul seductress.
Oh, Ryan. You’re so drunk tonight.
I can’t find my glasses. I’m Thomas J.
zee-berg:
spencepeterson reblogged your post: spencepeterson reblogged your post: For those of…
Niccccceeee. Awe shucks. Too bad I’m in Miami. ::snaps fingers::
Miami? What’re you doing all the way over there? Come to LA. I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole really goes.
Yeah, her rabbit hole is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
alex felt ryan’s skin with all his palm, the warmth beneath his digits, ryan’s pulse and ribs. alex’s playful smirk still there, even through the kissing. he had absolutely no intention of speeding things up as he squeezed on ryan’s hip with his free hand, parting away their lips only to laugh. “should i bring the whistle? you know, before i call you my bitch?” it was a lame joke,...
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They don't call me Ryan "Horsecock" Ross for...
Holy shit, I think I’m dying hahaha
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
alex caressed ryan’s chest, calloused fingertips on soft skin; and it was different like this, when he could still tell where they were, or how long had it been since he’d gotten there. funnily enough, it reminded him of the honda civic tour, when they’d fool around on buses just to piss off their bandmates. “no, your heart hasn’t stopped, ryro, and i don’t think it’s planning on it...
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ooey-zooey replied to your photo: You guys. It’s ZOMBIE FRIDAY! Amazing!
THAT is such a great show!!
It completely is. I love THE WALKING DEAD.
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
ryan was way more wasted than he was, and that was not the usual deal. even if he had his own shit with the band and what the fuck else going on, alex considered asking if there was something going on with him. that spontaneous invitation was nothing to get suspicious about, but he just wished he’d had the chance to get more loose. after being considered, though, the idea was...
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
“of course i do. i fucked mischa barton back in the day”, he chuckled, putting down his bowl and lowering his knees so ryan could get comfortable on his lap. he took a gentle hold of the other boy’s hips when he bent to take the first line from the coffee table, alex’s thumbs rubbing small circles on his lower back. then it was his time to bend over, taking a strand of hair out of...
I was right.
whiterabbitrp:
I really am missing tour right now. All of this sitting around and doing nothing is leaving me restless. I can hardly stand it. I know we’ll be back on tour soon, but I can’t just sit around here and do nothing. I think I’m going to go back to my parents’ house and visit them for a while. Sounds like a good idea to me.
Are you in LA? If you are, I can take you on Mr Toad’s...
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
if ryan wanted to use the china, then they would use the china; alex thought, handing the ice cream to receive it back served in a bowl. eating straight from food packages could be a good metaphor for his current life: why bother with dishes when you could just go for the easy way? as in why bother get all stressed out again about composing and recording with other people when he...
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
alex squeezed ryan’s hand back before letting go to place everything on the table. he reached to get the little bag back from his jacket’s pocket too, placing it next to where the mirror and the razor were. “i’m not driving anywhere stoned”, he said simply, and that was clearly a yes. not as witty as it would be usual, but still. once everything was in place, he sat down by the...
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
alex was rather tired and maybe. well, maybe he didn’t look exactly excited to party, but when the door opened, his grin came naturally. ryan already looked like he had started, shirt hanging on his bony shoulders, fedora hat and sunglasses. alex didn’t look much, though, getting in and kicking off his shoes before anything. california was still too cold for his like in december. ...
Colombian Snow • Alex & Ryan
raisethe-alex:
as much as alex would go around telling stories about waking up in strange places to justify being mia, that was not exactly only thing he had been doing the past few days. after almost four years, his band was finally talking about coming back from the hiatus, and. well, he didn’t really know if he wanted it. to be working with other three people instead of himself only, dealing...
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Watch out for his wife, she shoots lasers from her...
Alex Suarez: Stop trying to take advantage of my compassion because I'm sleepy and sort of intoxicated.
Alex Suarez: I've been onto your ways for years.
Brendon Urie: That sounds dirty if you think about it.
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ooey-zooey replied to your post: weedsonkeys replied to your photo: Hooker central….
Every time you call Brendon an idiot, a fairy gets it’s wings!
There goes Spencer Smith, flying into the stratosphere.
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weedsonkeys replied to your photo: Hooker central. Anyone got change for a five?
N’awh. Wifey is so cute and tiny.
She’s not your wife. And she’s a midget. Idiot.
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ooey-zooey replied to your photo: My vegetable garden is looking mighty gay.
WHAT IS THAT! RYAN!?
It’s Potted Pecker. Want some? Actually, no joke, it’s a Passion Fruit. Enjoy.
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
Pulling back from the contact of their lips, Brendon blinked his eyes a few moments and arched an eyebrow up at Ryan. Licking at the rim of his swollen lips while caressing the pads of his fingers over the boy’s sharp shoulder blades, his eyes scanning his flat torso and flicking his eyes up to look at him and flash him a light smile, “a bit hot, yeah.” He replied with a light chuckle...
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
Once he was drawn in, it was impossible for him to get out. It was addicting by the second - his taste and the feel of his touch - just Ryan. Even if Brendon tried to pull back he wouldn’t be able to, he couldn’t. Every emotion he’d stored, he thought he’d long forgotten and had managed to cage in broke free when they ended up in the position they were in now. And without further...
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
“Fuck knows what you are,” Brendon replied with a soft laugh, their lips breaking apart for a few inches as he shook his head and brought his free hand up to cup the back of Ryan’s neck. Pale, calloused fingers brushing lightly over the strands of hair curled at the end. “You can run from me you know, but can’t hide.” He breathed with finality and leaned in to close the gap between...
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
There comes a point in your life where you meet someone, that despite their differences and the mistakes they make they’re there to stay. It’s not just the years of Brendon knowing the other boy that defends what they have, it runs deeper then that. Their connection has always been more than just best friends, and band members. They’re not in love, but it comes close enough to be just...
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
“Well then like you said, I don’t really see anyone here but me. And I already said I’m no-..” Brendon managed to spill out, cutting himself off when a hand wrapped around his wrist and he was pulled forward. His body completely twirled around until he was facing Ryan, eyes doubled their size as he stared at him with mouth slightly agape. He was still in time to pull back, to retreat...
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
With the wine glass still in hand, Brendon took another drink and let his eyes linger on the crackling fire in front of him. His head turning to look at the boy beside him with a slightly puzzled expression, both of his thick eyebrows furrowed as he stared at the other boy then at the mistletoe right on the center in between them. “Very funny,” Brendon laughed softly with an eye roll,...
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ooey-zooey replied to your photo: Actually, Jon. One does simply walk into Mordor.
LOL! It must be the time of night where I am way too amused by silly shit.
It’s all over my tag. I don’t even know.
The "Actually Jon" meme
True Meaning Of Christmas || Brendon & Ryan
weedsonkeys:
Ryan didn’t need to tell him to do anything, he hadn’t intended to leave his wine glass even half full. The wine was perfect, and with every sip he took was able to feel the bittersweet warmth lingering after every drink. It wasn’t hard to ignore the eyes that were clearly on him. Every so often, lifting his own to glance briefly at Ryan with a shy smile. Their eyes locking for a few...